Lord Zom, AKA The Prince of Soy, The Wizard of the South, The intricately woven Tapestry, The Ruler of the Unreal Realm, The Destroyer and the Planet Dominator is a drawer and printmaker living and working in Edinburgh.
In the final Battle for ultimate planet supremacy, Lord Zom faced off against his arch foe Ohmdar of the eternal slime barbarians in hand to hand combat.
PREPARE FOR COMPLETE OBLITERATION
said Zom. Instead of fighting, Ohmdar laid down his weapons and assumed a sleeping posture on the dusty blood soaked ground. Expecting a trick, Zom approached with extreme caution and placed the tip of his legendary sword "THE THIRST" on Ohmdar's forehead. Zom pierced Ohmdar's brain sacks and fountains of blood spurted forth. As the life force drained from Ohmdar's body a strange grinning head morphed out of Ohmdar's chest.
LORD ZOM YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
said the head. It then began to solidify into a grey marble substance. With great rage Zom brought his WAR SLEDGE CLUB down on the head, smashing it into pieces. At the centre of the head Zom observed a rotting cantaloupe melon, within the melon lay a multi-legged insect, both consuming and stinging the decaying melon simultane
Dropping his weapons and removing his glorious armour, Lord Zom mounted his two wheeled Beast and exited the battle field. Lord Zom disappeared on an Odyssey for enlightenment and was never seen again.
The world fell into darkness……………